Game of the Week: I Can’t Find It, The Hell With It | Disciples of Uecker

Disciples of Uecker

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After last night’s game, the Brewers have played 12.34567% of their season (Seriously.) The portion of an iceberg visible above water is typically one-ninth of the total volume, or 11%. So, in other words, we have so far literally only seen the tip of the proverbial iceberg of the Brewers’ season.

This presents something of an issue for writing about the team. If there is some sort of a unified theme to my baseball writing, it’s trying to get at the core of how we perceive and understand the game with human brains. So much of what we witness over the course of a baseball season is driven by cold statistical concepts like regression to the mean, and our brains aren’t really built to handle that. We’re much better at constructing narratives and pat explanations, and so that’s what we do, even when it’s inappropriate. I could sit here and make up stories about what I think we’ve learned about the Brewers as a team based on their performance thus far, but I don’t think we’ve learned enough to do that. I don’t think the proverbial tip of the iceberg gives me enough data to infer anything new about this team that I didn’t before the season started. So, instead of trying to do that, here’s a list of percentages roughly equivalent to the percentage of the season the team has played so far, to try to get across the idea of how small the sample is. Enjoy.

-The percentage of the human population that is left-handed
-The percentage of MLB seasons featuring the Marlins as a team
-The percentage of US residents who live in California
-The percentage of Adam Dunn’s career plate appearances which end in a single
-The percentage of adult American males under 5’6″ tall
-The percentage of whole numbers evenly divisible by 8
-The percentage of Americans who approve of how the U.S. Congress is handling its job
-The percentage of Miguel Olivo’s flyballs which were home runs in 2011
-The percentage of U.S. Internet users’ time spent on Facebook
-The percentage of the world population living in North America and Western Europe
-The percentage of websites on the Internet containing pornography
-The percentage of Protestant clergy who are female

As a closing note, the Minnesota Twins currently have the lowest winning percentage in the Major Leagues, at .250–which is more than twice as high as the percentage of the schedule the Brewers have played so far. It’s early.

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  1. James says: April 28, 2012

    What a worthless article. Thank for wasting my time!

  2. Ty says: April 28, 2012

    I like this alot. Way to early to know what this team is capable of. We have found success against teams that we should, now it’s all about finding our offense and getting that bullpen up to par. Although we have played like shit in a toilet against the cards, I don’t think we need to worry (They just lost a series to the cubs). If we can just find what made us special last year (prince had alot to do with it but that’s okay), we should be able to come together and start winning some serious games.

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