My Yuniesky Betancourt Nightmare | Disciples of Uecker

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For about the last two months or so of the regular season — basically, ever since it became apparent the Brewers were headed to the postseason — I have had a recurring nightmare in which the Milwaukee Brewers’ season ends.

In this nightmare, the Brewers are in in the ninth inning of a postseason elimination game — usually against the Phillies in the NLCS, but it varies. It’s a tie game or maybe the Brewers lead by one with two runners in scoring position. There’s always two outs. Either way, the season is on the line.

Then, a ball is hit weakly up the middle. It dribbles into the outfield grass, where Carlos Gomez makes a valiant effort to throw out the winning run but the ball was hit so weakly there was never a chance at a play at home plate. Yuniesky Betancourt can be seen lumbering towards second base, never truly having a chance at the play as an entire state laments his lack of range.

And then it happened. Top of the ninth. The go-ahead run on third for Arizona. Henry Blanco up (of course it would be a weak hitter). This is my nightmare.

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It would be selling Yuniesky Betancourt short to declare what happened next the least likely outcome possible. But let’s just say it was not a very likely outcome.

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The nightmare was over.

And now, with another series beginning against St. Louis within the hour, the nightmare looms again.

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  1. Brian says: October 9, 2011

    We get it, Jack, Yuni B is the Monster Inc. in your closet. It was too close for comfort, but he did make the play.

  2. Kris says: October 9, 2011

    If he plays well for the rest of the season I will never say another bad word about the guy.

  3. Kyle Lobner says: October 10, 2011

    My recurring nightmare is Yuni playing just well enough this October for Doug Melvin to decide he’s the best SS available and offer him a multi-year deal.

  4. AUstyn says: October 10, 2011

    And that is why I called him the Yunigma when he was in KC.

  5. Bigdog1002 says: October 16, 2011

    Yuni has been one of the most clutch players in the playoffs


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